? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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