we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Even my vagina gasped.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
