look no pants
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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