I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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