We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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