I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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