love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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