I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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