I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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