Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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