I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Is her dick bigger than yours?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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