Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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