I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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