I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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