Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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