I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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