Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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