So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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