blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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