Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he thought i was a dude.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
