Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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