Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Randomize