I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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