i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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