Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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