After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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