Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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