Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
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I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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