marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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