Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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