so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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