My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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