Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
