is your mom at the bar?
I heard we made out
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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