i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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