Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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