p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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