you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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