You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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