In the future we'll all be gay
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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