At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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