ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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