if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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