Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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