Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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