So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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