Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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