i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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