my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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