I must be too annoying 4 u.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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