Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
we're making bets on your personal life
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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