Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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